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ChatGPT-Those Damn Childproof Pill Bottle Caps
(Original Blues/Country Song Lyrics)

(Verse 1)
Woke up this mornin’, feelin’ kinda rough,
Reached for my meds, but life got tough.
Got arthritis in my fingers, patience wearin' thin,
That little cap just laughed at me again.

(Pre-Chorus)
Push down, twist left—oh hell, not again!
Feels like I need a safecracker’s hand!

(Chorus)
Those damn childproof pill bottle caps,v Got me cussin’, got me talkin’ back.
They say it's easy, but I ain't convinced,
Feels like a puzzle that just don’t make sense!v Those damn childproof pill bottle caps,
Might need dynamite just to get it unlatched!

(Verse 2)
Tried my best, used all my might,
Held it upside down, turned it left and right.
Even tried my teeth, but that went south,
Now I got no pills and a sore-ass mouth!

(Pre-Chorus)
Callin’ my doctor, gonna make a demand,
“Give me bottles that an old man can stand!”

(Chorus – Bigger & Louder!)
Those damn childproof pill bottle caps,
Turnin’ me into a maniac!
They say it’s simple, “Just press and turn,”
But I’d rather teach a fish how to light a lantern!
Those damn childproof pill bottle caps,
Might just throw ‘em out and take a nap!

(Bridge – Slow & Dramatic
Grandkids came by, laughin’ at me,
Popped it right off like it was easy!
I said, “How’d you do that?” They just grinned,
Left me wonderin’ where my strength has been…

(Final Chorus – Full Power!)
Those damn childproof pill bottle caps,
Got me second-guessin’ where my mind is at.v They say it’s safe, but what about me?v If I can’t open it, how am I supposed to be free?!
Those damn childproof pill bottle caps,
Might just give up and take a nap!

(Outro – Spoken, with a Sigh)v Guess I’ll wait ‘til the neighbor comes by… again.